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[04 Dec 2003|06:46pm] |
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this is how the day started and then ended. well I woke up and every thing was going fine until 12:00 in the afternoon I felt a pain in my nuts and I sat down and then I noticed it hurt more to sit than stand so I had to stand and then I got tired so I had to sit and it felt like 2 hamers hitting together over and over and I got picked up around 2:00 and I had to sit in the car with the most pain I could even imagine and imaterfact im standin right now and it stings so anyway i went to the bathroom and boy didn't it hurt so after that it stopped hurting and then I went and sat down the end............
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[20 Oct 2003|04:55pm] |
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there was a boy who owned an ass and it was
very fat. THey sat he was a short dude. then one day they sat down and realized that he was a constipated ass. so he asked every one if they ever saw him in the bathroom and they said let me see your ass and they said no. after that they saw a ugly looking turd in or on his but. so they called the ass control and they came down and stared they looked and left.s so after that they thought and called the constipated ass control. so they came down and where very inpressed he didn't explode. so then they saw a boy that was laughing and transferd the constipated but to the boy and 5
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[21 Jun 2003|07:53am] |
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this morning I had the hell of a boner. And I had to go pea but the dick was to long. So I took a crap and I saw that A log of poop came out my dick that was as long and sckiny as my pea. So I had to push and push but the hard lost boner came back and bang it exploded and knocked me out. Then when I woke back up I I had no dick. So I had a party. ThE EnD
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[17 Jun 2003|09:21pm] |
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this past week has been so old and I am grounded so damn boring and my friend is at the marther luther king center. ... And I do know that I had a boner and I saw a girl at pinewood and it went fling off real fast and then boom. Then I had saw a boy and jabed my two pretty fingers into his nuts but they came out dirty. Then he had a boner so I went and made it fly out the other end and whoa it was so gay. Then I saw his pants and they went straight up just like his damn mother fucken dick. After that it went boom hahahaha. now you shall die if you had been reading it......
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| the fucked up kid..... |
[15 Jun 2003|08:34am] |
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One day there was a little kid and he was about 9-10 and he was walking down the street when some guys had noticed that he had a boner so they went over there to jam it back up to where it stuck out his ass with the name mommy help me all over it... THen after that day it was still stuck and then the boys were still messing with him and at about three o clock boom he made those boy's asses kiss the moon.....Then after that they never ever mested with him ever again........the end
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| the weird dream |
[05 Jun 2003|12:27pm] |
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one day I was at my friends house and I went to the bathroom and I wasn't able to go to the bathroom and I was very scared and I thought.. .........I must be constapated. Then I went to sleep and woke up withe a but the size of a boys but swolen to gether two times. THen I ate some breakfast and we went to play and we did and my but grew even bigger. Then he noticed and I told him and he laughed like so hard that I had time to run and I did and then He saw a pretty girl and his nuts went straight up and boom baby they blew up and he knew he was in love at first sight. So he went up and said will....you....go...out...with...me.... please and she said......blurted out yes and he gave her some thing in five years and said will you marry me and she said yes but he had to big of a boner and it esploded and she was very sad. But then he came out of the hospital and she was so mad at him that she marrid me.... then he was very mad and he pissed on a guys lap named rick who was like my army of ants and they all ate hime frome lim to lim and then He hit and stomped them intill they died. But he was then wiped up like a cake and eaten to to bad the x-lover said. Then we went on a honey moon but boom my boner was huge hahahahaha now I must die I said and so I did in the bed. the end
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| today was poo |
[04 Jun 2003|09:59pm] |
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I think that my sister Emily is a big lover for the word mother fucker now you should all go to hell osirtglsgfrtwi5utyoiruehfsiuerht
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[01 Jun 2003|08:22pm] |
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This story is presented to you by you getting a calculator...now punch in 7734 and turn it upside down.....then punch in 14 and then turn it upside down now type in 60 and turn it upside down.....now for the finall type in all the #'s that are in <> There was a girl who had <69> boobs and she said she had <222> many so she had an apointment on <51>st street at mrs.now put an x in front of the s also, type an x in the calculator, 's house to get <8> boob transplants witch = her turn the calculator up side down...or go to hell hahahahahahaha.
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[31 May 2003|08:27pm] |
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While I was out bike riding I found some boys who wanted to fight and so I did. THen one boy came up and tried to punch me to the ground. But I jabbed him in the fucken balls ow... he said. Then another boy came up and I gave him a huge mother fucken hell of a boner with my awesome manly-ness and sexy-ness. He got so distracted by his boner that he fell over. And then I used my mind control powers to make him bite off his own pecker. Then all of a sudden a huge pile of ants came up and bit the fucken hell out of the third guys dick and made it fall off. Then the forth guy came up to me and I raised my hand and then the boy went cryng for his mother fucken momma. After that the last boy came out and I kicked his damn ass all the way to the moons. And I made sure he kissed It.
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[31 May 2003|04:29pm] |
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Nothing much happened today
I don't really know what to say
I fucked up this kid's face named rick
I kicked him in the balls and chewed off his dick
He got really pissed and wanted to fight
But I just didn't think it was right
I got another boner after that
And then some guy walked past me named Mat
He sure did get scared by the growth in my pants
It was so big that it wouldn't let me dance
Yes that's right I'm at a night club now
The boner was still there and all the ladies said wow
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[30 May 2003|10:33pm] |
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Today was a piece of shit
Nothing went my way
I thought about my life for a bit
And have realized i've thrown it away
My mommy doesn't love me
My daddy is never around
Sometimes I just wish someone would fuck me
And make me smile, not frown
A bird shat in my hair today
And I smell like a bloody fucking ass
I want to rot and die, okay?
So go away you big stinky bass
I got a huge boner after school
It wouldn't go away
That damn thing was just not cool
Damn mother fucking cannon of a boner it was crazay!
This poem really bites the weenie
But hey, that's okay
I can't think of anyting else that rhymes
So umm yeah have a good day
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[30 May 2003|02:36pm] |
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this week I was grounded but I still play and do other crap and I don't get cought.I can only shoot hoops and ride my bike.I also can only play in the house damn that makes me so fucken mad.the end.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.<><><><><><><><_++___+_+_+_+__+_+_++__++_+__+_++__+_+_++__++__+_++_+__+_++__Ha Ha ha
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[26 May 2003|09:02am] |
today my sister is being a damn stupid selfish bitch.Today I also was looking at a very weird website and I saw a little motherfucker on crack.Then I went to another webhsite that had a little damn motherfucken squirrel that had nuts a finity times biger than ten boys swolen nuts put to gether.........ow.........THis is what one of the boys said, " damn my fucken swolen nuts stings like the lord tore them off."
And right when I woke up this morning I had a motherfucker of a boner. That damn thing was like a fucking cannon! BOOOM! Haha.......................................oh well.
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[25 May 2003|09:19pm] |
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ThIs WeEk, I jammed a guy's dick and the boy got pissed and took a crap on some ones lap.Then he found out that, that boy was like a bull ant and bit the damn hell out of a guy's dick, and the guy's name was Rick.THen the boy that tooooook-ed a chunk out of little rick's dick.................................*sniff sniff*....bang dead.
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| This is your loving and wonderful sister who you adore and worship!!!! |
[25 May 2003|07:40pm] |
Yes well I hope you like your new journal. It's made with love and care...haha you wish.
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[16 May 2003|08:27pm] |
Neko. She's small and chubby. She can be annoying,
but you can't not love her.
Which Of My Cats Are You?
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| i'm bored |
[16 May 2003|08:14pm] |
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all i'v been doing is playing the nintindo,and after a while it gets tiering so i just went to go and bug my sister.After that we went and got a boy named mavreck and we were kicking a bottle and i kicked the bottle and it almost hit my sister and and she chased me and hit me with the bottle.~~~~~~OuCh RrRrR~~~~~~~.
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